Thursday, June 01, 2006

Your Grandparents Get More Ass Then You Do

The biggest hotbeds of STD transmission are retirement communities.

Thank you Viagra and Menopause.

After all who needs condoms when you can’t get pregnant right? If you love your grandparents, get them a big box condoms for the holidays. Because who wants their inheritance going towards Herpes treatments, and topical creams?

And what if they get it on the face and then kiss your kids? Do you want your children getting oral herpes because grandpa ate one to many stale muffins?

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