Tuesday, May 15, 2007

Falwell Finally Falls

Jerry Falwell is finally dead.

Thank the lord Christ.

The moral majority can suck the puss from my genital warts.

The same command extends to the "Faith and Values" committe.

Closet-monster-conservative-scumfucks the whole lot of you.

Your children smoke strawberry quik and masturbate like the crazed apes on amphetamines that they are. But hot damn do they love jesus.

Which is why you'll find them hanging from your good belt in your closet one day after you come home from work. Having autoerotically asphyxiated themselves after looking through your S&M porn stash.

Their final earthly excrement pooling out of your good sunday shoes.