The Italian Stallion

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Check the clip. Official proof of his porn movie's existence.
Granted he's just prancing and pratfalling through the winter wonderland... but look at it this way, if these are the only G rated bits in the whole movie and it's a feature length sex film, that means there's a whole lot of fucking going on and damned if Stallone ain't in the middle of it. I'm going to read up on why he was so broke after he did Rocky. I have a feeling I knew why once, but damned if I know now. Stallone put the whole thing quite well. "I was starving when I did it..... I was desperate..... You know when you're' hungry you do a lot of things you wouldn't ordinarily do!" Regardless, this is on par with the almost Tony Danza in "Insatiable" Only it's a little better since it's actually him. I bet the movie is just him taking on one chick after the other and probably a few at a time. Honestly it's going to be a little hard not to imagine him as Rambo, or Rocky just fucking away. I'll bet that there will be edited movies with the footage from Italian Stallion. To the tune of sex scenes in each and every one of Stallone's Movies. EVERY SINGLE ONE. The dregs will end up on YTMND and they'll blossom into ridiculous new internet fads. The nation will be eating Stallone's steaming load and they'll pay good money for it. May the Italian Stallion never die. At least not on the internets.

Fuck My Furniture

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Who Headbutts Someone To The Chest?

Who does this? Really. I tell you what, I ever see someone do that, I guarantee you; I would not fuck with that person. Not ever. And some people say soccer isn't hardcore.

That is the fucking definition of hardcore.

Motherfucker got laid out.

Even before he hits the ground he starts going into a fetal position.

10 bucks says he pissed himself; or worse.

DAAAAAMNN.

Drink a 40, watch this and headbutt your front door down as you greet the world.

G toe.

picture from YTMND

MORE CORN!

Stone Ground Clit

As I drove home tonight I passed a very large woman on a bicycle. The first thought that came to mind was the incredible amount of pressure on her cooter.

I don't know about you, but I think I would be in a bit of pain if 300 pounds of pressure was mashing against my twat.

Seriously though, I'm impressed she was riding the bike. And thankful she wasn't wearing spandex.

Gentlemen, behold! CORN!!!

This makes me happy