Wednesday, December 20, 2006

Powdered Cum Flakes On My Windshield

Snow is just the cum scrapings from the peep show booths up in heaven.
Rain is just the golden showers dripping off Asian buisness men.
Hail is just ice felched from twixt the buttocks of angels.

These are just a few reasons why I seldom leave my room in inclement weather.
I'm not kinky like the rest of you fuckers.