I've recently started watching My So Called Life, devouring it like so many other wonderful shows at a clip of about two episodes a night. Last night my ears discovered a lovely gem of a quote, which apparently originated in the Girl Scouts.
"What you have is God's gift to you - what you do with what you have is your gift to God."
The next words out of my mouth were "So shake them titties for Jesus!"
Of course that quote is widely open for interpretation. Because I hardly believe that when you pick up your dog's crap with your God given hands it qualifies as a gift to God. Even if you're a gymnast doing a routine on the street and you pick up the crap mid one-handed cartwheel, and throw the bag you sealed and knotted while doing a double front flip into a garbage can across the street as you raised your hands in completion. It probably still wouldn't count as a gift. But the erection you gave to the 75 year old man who caught a good beaver shot since you were doing the whole routine in a mini skirt with no panties... Now that is a gift to God.
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