Cropduster: When you run or swing over someone who is lying down while spraying them with your seed. Airplane noises are optional.
The Vag Vase, AKA "The Cabbie", AKA Pebble Beach: Stuff your girl's cooter full of marbles and give eachother a massage as you copulate. This is the only real sex therapy.
Meat Pocket Marbles: What you get after doing "The Cabbie". Wash 'em before you put them back in your kid's room. Or just keep them around to sniff at the office so you can laugh when your co-workers comment on the lovely smell of your fake flowers.
Remember. The Vagina is nothing like a traffic light. If it's green, yellow or red, get the fuck out of bed.
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