It's been a while since I've come across something that is worth writing about here. But this.. oh this is so fucked up, I don't want it to be topped for a long time.
Have you ever been eating a pork chop and thought to yourself "Gee, I wish I could have raped that pig before it got butchered, grilled and put on my plate?" Perhaps pig isn't your style. Maybe you eat dog, and had the same thought. Or maybe lamb.
Well somebody not only had that thought, they did something about it and opened a members only restaurant where you can do just that. Buried in the Tokyo underground such a restaurant exists. If you're a lucky member, and you can fit your dick in it, you can rape it and have it served for you and your party. That's right, your friends can eat the animal you raped not minutes before. Perhaps they want to get in on that and get some bestial gang rape action going to work up a proper appetite. Just imagine the dinner conversation "Hey your semen seasoned this pork rectum beautifully. What do you usually eat? When I rape swine here it never tastes this good."
Seriously though, if an animal goes through a traumatic rape, how chewy is that meat going to be? They must feed it some tranquilizers to keep the meat tender.
Also, Sherri Shepherd the new view co-host isn't sure if the world is flat. Apparently it never factored into caring for her kids. Seriously if the ignorant bitch hasn't seen a globe in her lifetime just what has she been up to? I bet she's been kept in a windowless kitchen grilling raped animals.